The Mexican People Song

The Mexican People Song

The official Mexican People song. Warning: May be found offensive to some, hilarious to others. Relax, it's all satire. Download on iTunes: http://goo.gl/1mLArf LYRICS: MEXICAN PEOPLE SONG Intro: Hola Jorge! Andale, andale, arriba, arriba— I don’t even know if I said that right. Sorry, I don’t speak Mexican. Ay yo Jorge, can you hand me a burrito? Por favor? Verse 1: I am a Mexican, my card is greenish, My last name is probably Gonzalez Martinez, I’d help you mow your lawn, but me no speaky English, That’s why my only job is selling tacos or cleaning, I don’t drink alcohol, less it's tequila, I hate when people say tor-tilla… bitch, it’s tortilla, I don’t need a SUV, or an umbrella, Why? I got a donkey and sombrero, Because I can dance with two maracas in my hand, hand, hand Used to play in a mariachi band, band, band I can fit 20 cousins up in the van, van, van What’d you expect? I’m Mexican... CHORUS Ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico, And yes, we smell like burritos, oh oh We’re just Mexican People, oh oh…. The law saw that my card wasn’t green, so I panicked! Swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic! Oh, mi hijo….. oh oh, We’re just Mexican People, oh oh… We’re Brown People Verse 2: I am a Mexican, yes, I speak Spanish, But only when you’re around, so you can’t understand it, Yes I like nachos, dipped in Mexican salsa, Yo quiero Taco Bell, until they shot my chihuahua, If you’re Latino, or latina, then you’re Mexican If you’re from Spain or Argentina, you’re still Mexican, If you speak any Portuguese, you’re still Mexican And if your name is Luis, then you’re Mexican I can dance with two maracas in my hand, hand, hand Used to play in a mariachi band, band, band I can fit 20 cousins up in the van, van, van What’d you expect? I’m Mexican... CHORUS Ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico, And yes, we are illegal, oh oh We’re just Mexican People, oh oh…. The law saw that my card wasn’t green, so I panicked! Swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic! Oh, mi hijo….. oh oh, We’re just Mexican People, oh oh… We’re Brown People Bridge: I work as a maid for white people and it’s probably because their kids are messy, And because they can afford me, it’s only like a penny a week but you know... Verse 3 (rap): Hola, homie, I’m in your garden with a machete, The students in college hate me cause they don’t mess with them essays, I’m a laker just like Kobe, I built my house with adobe, I’m teaching my black friends how to swim…. haha… because... CHORUS: Ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico, And yes, we smell like burritos, oh oh We’re just Mexican People, oh oh…. The law saw that my card wasn’t green, so I panicked! Swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic! Oh, mi hijo….. oh oh, We’re just Mexican People, oh oh… We’re Brown People

Hechizeros Band - El Sonidito

Hechizeros Band - El Sonidito

Music video by Hechizeros Band performing El Sonidito. (C) 2009 Universal Music Mexico S.A. de C.V.

La Chona

La Chona

Provided to YouTube by DashGo La Chona · Los Tucanes De Tijuana Para Tucancillos y Tucancillas ℗ 2017 Tucanes LLC Released on: 2017-09-13 Auto-generated by YouTube.

Reacting To The Mexican People Song

Reacting To The Mexican People Song

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The Asian People Song

The Asian People Song

The official Asian People song. Warning: May be found offensive to some, hilarious to others. Relax, it's all satire. Download on iTunes: http://goo.gl/1mLArf Watch REACTIONS to this song here: https://goo.gl/yIz30E Subscribe: http://goo.gl/mb3TDO LYRICS Intro: Duh Herro? I selling shwimp fwied why… Five dollar. Egg Roll? Five dollar. Oh you want more shwimp? Five dollar, Haha! Verse 1: My name is Dr. Chopstick Ying Kung Pow, and I like to eat puppies, (do do doo, doo, dooooo!) My mom and dad will karate chop me in the penis, if I don’t bring home all A’s (do do doo, doo, dooooo!) We’re all Chinese, we’re all half blind, that’s why none of us can’t drive, keep crashing on the highway (do do doo, doo, dooooo!) So if you see me on the side changing my tires, don’t be surprised, at least I made it out of the drivewayyy (do do doo, doo, dooooo!) CHORUS This is the Asian People song, so everybody sing along Ching Chong, Ching Chong (ching chong ching chong) This is the Asian People song, so everybody sing along Ching Chong, Ching Chong (wing wong, ting tong) Verse 2: I like to make shwimp Fwied Wy, I know I look high with my slanted eyes, does it mean that I smoke? (I will smoke cats though, on a grill) My career is usually Asian cuisine, or any job that involves wearing a lab coat, (like every doctor and scientist ever) I pee pee shrimp lo mein, and I boo boo video games, with my Nintendo booty (seriously, we make like, the best video games in the world) Yes, we all look the same, it’s like Jackie Chan and Liu Kang are in every Kung Fu Movie! CHORUS Interlude: Hey, how much is gonna be for two pieces of chicken. “Two piece chicken? Five dollar.” Oh okay… “One piece chicken, five dollar.” Wait, what? “Fork?? Five dollar.” Hold on now…. "Everything five dollar.” You’re doing too much now... Rap: Um…. Chinese food always have me like, “I want mo',” Cuz Asians practice Tae Kwon Do on cats, yep, we be karate chopping kittens, And then we take ‘em to the kitchen to make Kung Pow Chicken, And mittens, Ching chong, ching, My penis is the size of a pinto bean, They call me Spongebob, and I don’t know why, Probably cause we’re both yellow and we can’t drive, CHORUS “Oooohh, my penis is so small!” “I wanna stab you with a chopstick right now!” “I’m gonna roundhouse kick you back to Tokyo!"

The Black People Song

The Black People Song

The official Black People song. iTunes: http://goo.gl/1mLArf Amazon: http://www.smarturl.it/BlackPeopleSong Yes, this is satire, and yes, I'm black. Watch REACTIONS to this song here: http://goo.gl/hZvwmF DOWNLOAD THE BLACK PEOPLE SONG: https://itunes.apple.com/album/id932452996 SUBSCRIBE: http://www.youtube.com/user/ZFLOthePrinc?sub_confirmation=1 VLOGS & RANTS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkYe-uN1G70 FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/zflonetwork TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/iamzflo LYRICS: THE BLACK PEOPLE SONG LYRICS This song is dedicated to a certain kind of people.... Which just so happens to be my favorite kind of people. You know… the ones that… you know, when you’re standing next to them, and all of a sudden it gets dark… I mean, you know your best friend is… you know what I’m saying, right? Yeah. Black people I'ma steal your shoes You better hide your wallet Cause I'ma take that too Black people Hey Black people One big family, With a really big bucket of KFC Black people (Seriously, like all of us are related) I ran into an old amigo named Juan Luis The Mexican called me "Apple" cause we both hang from trees Now I, I kinda took that in a joking way But was he talking 'bout monkeys or the KKK? We don't get sunburnt, just ashy knees And we don't chew tobacco But we will smoke weed Puff, puff, pass like the train that could, And we can’t spell "neighbor," so we call it "the hood" And most of us will die with our finger on the trigger I guess that's why they say I'm just a filthy little spear chucking, chicken eating, melon sucking, lone fetus, weed smoking, long penis.... well, you get the picture. They tried to keep us out the White House again But just like all white houses, one of us broke in. And welfare and diapers is all we got If you don't wear my favorite color then you might get shot… (My favorite color is purple, by the way…..) A black woman came to me to bash my song I told her, “All Blacks are Democrat, now prove me wrong." Black people I'ma steal your shoes You better hide your wallet Cause I'ma take that too Black people Hey Black People One big family, With a really big bucket of KFC Black people (And it doesn’t have to be KFC, we like Popeye’s biscuits too) Hey, Hey. (What’s a black song without any rap in it, right?) Yo, Check It, Unh, Yo, Yo, Yo (it always starts off that way, right?) Yo! Rap Verse: Now, there’s a line between discriminating and not in different places You are if you use the N-word, but if you're black then you’re not racist, I mean, well, I guess you can, just not around your black friends, You’ll get jumped by every cousin, including the one behind that trash can, Now, let me tell you a story, back before America was stolen, There were two tribes of black people, the Indians and the Po' Ones, The Indians were like caramel, the Po One’s were like sharpies, I guess that’s why they call them Pilgrims, and why they call us Darkies. The Indians had all the horses, land, turkeys, the geniuses The Po One’s killed their horses, took their hair and their penises, But uh..there’s not really a moral to this story though, Except that we will steal your goodies, and that is how the story goes. Black people I'ma steal your shoes You better hide your wallet Cause I'ma take that too Black people Hey Black People One big family, With a really big bucket of KFC Black people Black People Since ’72, Going broke making cheap cars taller than you Black people (Ok, you gotta admit... we do have some nice rims though, right?) Black people Front Porch monkey With a blunt and a banana, “Ooo Aaa, Eee-eee!" Black people (Sholl' Iz!) Hey, Hey! (This is probably the most racist song I’ve ever written….but if you laughed, you’re racist too. So I don’t feel so bad. Besides, it’s not racist if I’m black.)

Selena - Bidi Bidi Bom Bom (Official Music Video)

Selena - Bidi Bidi Bom Bom (Official Music Video)

Selena "Bidi Bidi Bom Bom" Official Music Video. See the lyric video for "Bidi Bidi Bom Bom" Duet with Selena Gomez http://bit.ly/IFtdFW. (P)C) 2010 Capitol Latin, LLC. All rights reserved. Unauthorized reproduction is a violation of applicable laws. Manufactured by Capitol Latin, LLC , 404 Washington Ave. #700 Miami Beach, FL 33139 #Selena #BidiBidiBomBom #Vevo #LatinPop #OfficialMusicVideo

All Fortnite Dances But With Mexican Songs

All Fortnite Dances But With Mexican Songs

Cuando estaba subiendo el video me di cuenta de que salio un nuevo baile :V =When I was uploading the video I realized that a new dance was coming :V Checense este canal compas:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOSAM9DjZ40rDVw6MjGWT_w

3BallMTY - Inténtalo ft. El Bebeto, América Sierra

3BallMTY - Inténtalo ft. El Bebeto, América Sierra

Music video by 3BallMTY (C) 2011 José Serrano Montoya Exclusivo Licencia Fonovisa Una División De Universal Music México S.A. de C.V. For more info on 3BallMTY go to: http://universalmusica.com/3ballmty Contrataciones/Booking: (310) 720-2793 | http://bit.ly/sShPnQ 3ball mty, 3 Ball Monterrey, 3 ball intentalo

Top Latino Songs 2019 - Luis Fonsi, Ozuna, Nicky Jam, Becky G, Maluma, Bad Bunny, Thalia, CNCO

Top Latino Songs 2019 - Luis Fonsi, Ozuna, Nicky Jam, Becky G, Maluma, Bad Bunny, Thalia, CNCO

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