GET THIS SONG ON ITUNES http://bit.ly/elsapocalypse Or Amazon. http://bit.ly/manmulan look https://instagram.com/joncozart/ read https://twitter.com/joncozart follow http://facebook.com/joncozart snapchat @joncozart wear http://www.hideandseekclothing.com/collections/jon-cozart LYRICS If you've ever wondered why Disney tales all end in lies Here's what happened after all their dreams came true Mulan (I'll Make a Man Out of You) After saving China I went home alone I was feeling conflicts in my lower zone I've been dressing like a guy for months Now I'm losing all control I think I am a guy in my soul I wanna be a man Soldier 1: I've never seen a guy so hot Mulan: Time to reinvent the new me Soldier 2: Every time he speaks it makes me want to sing (I'm so confused) Soldier 1: Be quiet, or we'll get caught Soldier 3: Maybe one day he'll screw me Mulan: Now I really get why my nickname is Ping I've gotta be a man I've got the brains and the bite of females Plus the brute and the brawn of dudes I know I'm ready for transformation It's time to replace all these useless tubes (Good for you) Cinderella (A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes) The prince was absolutely the only single wish my heart made Guess my wish came true But we never really talked much Before he discovered my shoe The night after we got married I recounted all of my plights Of how I fit inside a pumpkin My canines turned to coachmen Prince threw me in Bedlam that night The white jackets say I'm nutty (she's nutty as a bat) Cause my clothes are sewn by rats (put some meds in her food) But their pills turn my brain to putty Now Lucifer's not just my cat (I AM SATAN) Their insulin puts me under Shock therapy's made me insane And after years of steady frying The doctors gave up trying They stuck 2 steel rods in my brain Tiana (Dig a Little Deeper) I spent a bloomin lifetime To open my cafe Then I took a dive in 2005 Now it's washed away (it's all washed away) I was picked up by a chopper After four nights on my roof Now my new home is the Astrodome Cause New Orleans ain't Katrina proof Ya better carry 'round a shotgun Or looters take your kids Ya better pee inside of jam jars Be sure to keep those lids (ew) We needed Noah but we got Bush Our "savior" flew away and hid Rough seas and levees, Rough seas and levees, Rough seas and levees, I'm dead Elsa (Let It Go) There is no snow on the mountain tonight Just sulfur in the air A kingdom of greenhouse gases Only Bill Nye seems to care My town is melting, breaking off into the sea It's time I show the strength of an evil queen With Germany and Putin, too I'll free the penguins and throw you in a zoo We're going green by spilling red And if you're not dead I built a hoard of evil snowmen We're gonna take over the world Let it snow, let it snow Now Fox News will need heat lamps Let it snow, let it snow I hope you concentrate in camp (Heil Elsa) We don't care who we have to slay Let my troops march on The cold's coming back and it's here to stay Tiana: I sunk like a brick Cinderella: Prince thinks I'm sick Elsa: Ice is melting quick Mulan: Now I have a lot of self esteem
Oh hi! iTunes link if you wanna bug your fam in the car: http://bit.ly/jerkyherc And spotify for you darn millennials: http://bit.ly/panpeen look https://instagram.com/joncozart/ read https://twitter.com/joncozart like http://facebook.com/joncozart buy https://store.dftba.com/collections/jon-cozart Thanks Ed Boyer for mixing, and Corbin Sterling for additional mixing. Lots of mixing haha. And thanks Luis, Isaac, and Reid for being very supportive friends. And thanks Lindsey for patting me on my little back! :] LYRICS [Intro] If you've ever wondered why Disney tales all end in lies Here's what happened after all their dreams came true... [Verse 1 - Simba] Was gonna be a mighty king, Mufasa's famous heir Well, your little mane's been lion-tamed By beasts who don't fight fair I've turned into the main event for soldiers big and small And now I dread my severed head might end up on your wall Let me help this African economy Oh, my species is going extinct Everywhere you look, death Taking shots at my pride Thanks for that petition to stop a straight up genocide Scope set Rafiki's brains are not a cure for AIDS Now ebonies need ivory for pay I don't think Hamlet ended up this way Oh, my species is going extinct Oh, my species is go- [Verse 2 - Peter Pan] Every time I fly to town I grow up when I come down Now I've been stuck at age sixteen For eighty years of puberty In unforgiving tights (He's upright, he's upright, he's upright) We're following his leader, his leader, his leader We're following his leader Wherever he may bone Tee dum, tee dee My teedle-dee's out to play It's one for all The mermaids are wet for days This engine's revved There's only one booty for me Just a teedle ee rump A teedle ee hump tee day Think of the fappiest thoughts I'm a happy little thot (Okay) Wendy is my special gal She's like ninety I'm down The dentures never bite (He's upright, he's upright, he's upright) Hope he's bi He's upright [Verse 3 - Hercules] Save my soul Herc was on a roll Now every god and goddess here is begging to atone Replaced by intelligent design The new guy's rolling by and turning water into wine The Romans are chanting "Christo, Christo" He's a godsend bigger than Nero Out with the old, in with the Jew Hero to Christo God's honest truth Hero to Christo Hey Herc, you're screwed The Jesus freak is super weak I'm so divine You see I came inside a virgin's bod So have I I threw him in the Colosseum A lion a la carte Three days went by he zombified And rose up in search of hearts [Verse 4 - Aladdin] I'm a prisoner of war ISIS blew up my city They're throwing me off a building 'Cause they think that I like guys A holy war An old fantastical point of view Carpet was burned alive, streamed nationwide I can't go back to where I used to thieve Every turn suicide A hundred thousand children plead The toppling of Agrabah with Sharia law Stop this holy war before we're through (a holy war) Unholy war (that's where we'll be) Just refugees (send helping hands) Instead of bans for you and me [Outro] The lions are gone Hair on my junk Jesus is a hunk Screw Trump!
Evolution of the Disney Princess. A medley of every Disney Princess from 1937 until 2013! From Snow White to Elsa; all 14 Princesses! Get my signed DISNEY album HERE: http://www.evynnehollens.com Support my music on Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/evynnehollens Purchase my music here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/evynne-hollens/id437291835 Stream it on Spotify: http://bit.ly/EvynneSpotify Learn how to sing this medley: https://youtu.be/9NWC8l-YKDY OFFICIAL Website: http://www.evynnehollens.com Incredible costumes by https://www.EllaDynae.com Ella Dynae: Luxury Children's Costumes Handmade in the USA Shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/EllaDynae Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/EllaDynae Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/EllaDynae Thank You to Merlin Showalter for Filming & hangin' with all the Princesses ;) Enormous thanks to Fifgen Films for Editing! http://www.fifgenfilms.com/ Track mixed by Bill Hare. Thanks Bill! Designs: Samuel Crowe And a HUGE Thank You to Nathan Alef for his gorgeous arrangement & the phenomenal orchestration! https://www.youtube.com/AlefNathan Tell me what you thought: Twitter: http://twitter.com/evynnehollens Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/EvynneHollens... https://www.instagram.com/evynnehollens/ Evolution Lyrics: Snow white Someday my prince will come Someday I'll find my love And how thrilling that moment will be When the prince of my dreams comes to me Cinderella A dream is a wish your heart makes When you're fast asleep In dreams you lose your heartaches Whatever you wish for, you keep Sleeping beauty I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream I know you, the gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam Yet I know it's true that visions are seldom all they seem But if I know you, I know what you'll do You'll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream Ariel I wanna be where the people are I wanna see, wanna see them dancing Walking around on those What do you call 'em? Oh, feet Up where they walk, up where they run Up where they stay all day in the sun Wandering free Wish I could be, part of that world Belle There's something sweet And almost kind But he was mean and he was coarse and unrefined But now he's dear, and so unsure I wonder why I didn't see it there before Jasmine A whole new world A dazzling place I never knew But when I'm way up here, it's crystal clear That now I'm in a whole new world with you Pocahontas And you'll never hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon For whether we are white or copper skinned We need to sing with all the voices of the mountains We need to paint with all the colors of the wind Mulan Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me? Why is my reflection someone I don't know? Giselle How do you know he loves you? How do you know he's yours? Well does he leave a little note to tell you you are on his mind? Send you yellow flowers when the sky is grey? Heyy That's how you know That's how you know! He's your love Tiana So I work real hard each and every day Now things for sure are going my way Just doing what I do Look out boys, I'm coming through And I'm almost there, I'm almost there People gonna come here from everywhere And I'm almost there Rapunzel 7 AM, the usual morning lineup: Start on the chores and sweep 'til the floor's all clean, Polish and wax, do laundry, and mop and shine up Sweep again, And by then It's like 7:15. And so I'll read a book or maybe two or three I'll add a few new paintings to my gallery I'll play guitar and knit, and cook and basically Just wonder when will my life begin? Merida When the cold wind's a a-calling And the sky is clear and bright Misty mountains sing and beckon, Lead me out ....into the light I will ride, I will fly Chase the wind and touch the sky I will fly Chase the wind and touch the sky Anna For the first time in forever There'll be magic, there'll be fun For the first time in forever I could be noticed by someone And I know it is totally crazy To dream I'd find romance But for the first time in forever At least I've got a chance Elsa Don't let them in don't let them see be the good girl I always had to be concealed don't feel don't let them know Let it go let it go And I'll rise like the break of dawn let it go let it go that perfect girl is gone Here I stand in the light of day Let the storm rage on The cold never bothered me anyway Help us caption & translate this video! http://amara.org/v/59Cx/
You Wont Believe What This Dad Did At His Daughter's Wedding Dad writes a song for daughters wedding What A Special Moment Cried All The Way Thru Title : Kayla's wedding song Written by: Robert David Performed by :Jeff Bohannon Copyright # PAu003842258 Available on I Tunes
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GET THIS SONG ON ITUNES http://bit.ly/progressivesanta look https://instagram.com/joncozart/ read https://twitter.com/joncozart follow http://facebook.com/joncozart snapchat @joncozart wear http://www.hideandseekclothing.com/collections/jon-cozart LYRICS God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen We wish you happy holidays, whoever you may be So merry Christmas, Kwanzaa, Chanukah, or heck all three We've modernized these jingles for the massive bourgeoisie Love, The Updated Christmas Carol Team Santa Clause is Coming to Town You better not judge, you better not hate Better not bully or discriminate Progressive Santa's coming to town He's making a list of gluten free foods He won't take a peek at J-Law's nudes Progressive Santa's coming to town He's 50 different races And all for tax reform He'll protect all your children Well, as long as they've been born Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Rudolph the red nosed reindeer (reindeer) Had an advantageous nose (he outlived his friends) He passed his bright red traits on (traits on) Darwin said that's how it goes (evolution's not a theory) Mary Did You Know Mary did you know that your baby boy supports the NRA Mary did you know that your baby boy is white Deck the Halls Deck the halls with kujichagulia Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa wanza Give zawadi, hang benderas Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa wanza Throw your hands up in the air-uh Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa wanza You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch You’re a green one, Mr. Grinch You're lacking in finesse That greenish epidermis determines your success Mr. Grinch Racist Whos constrain you to the issues they continue to suppress You’re an outlier, Mr. Grinch You give the Whos a fright They say your heart is 3/5ths normal, You're either wrong or white Mr. Grinch Don't walk the streets of Whoville you might fight a cop the Whos will not indict White Christmas I'm dreaming of a racially ambiguous holiday Away In A Manger Away in a manger with Jesus and crew His schmeckle got cut cause hey Christ was a Jew O Holy Night O holy night, the stars are brightly shining It is the night Jesus did something holy Joseph watched golf, his leather chair reclining As Mary birthed a child, I think a donkey was involved Three wise men came, with GPS they found him Christ lied in a barn, as his omniscient baby-daddy looked down Jesus crawled on his knees His mom shared it on snapchat O bright device! O night, when Christ celebrated Christmas
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GET THIS SONG ON ITUNES http://bit.ly/AEAitunes look https://instagram.com/joncozart/ read https://twitter.com/joncozart follow http://facebook.com/joncozart snapchat @joncozart wear http://www.hideandseekclothing.com/collections/jon-cozart LYRICS If you've ever wondered why Disney's tales all end in lies Here's what happened after all their dreams came true Ariel I loved being princess down in -- this beautiful ocean blue But mermaids are going missing -- they end up in someone's stew So just try to put yourself in -- to somebody else's gills You're killing my ecosystem -- with fishing and oil spills Thank you BP, thank you BP The British are killing, oil is spilling Now I can't see... MY EYES! Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends Oceans are browning, I think I'm drowning Thanks to BP YOU SUCK! Jasmine Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared My husband's a mark for the War on Terror Aladdin was taken by the CIA We're not Taliban You've got the wrong man In Guantanamo Bay Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa Interrogation from the nation of the "free" Bin Laden's taken the fall We're not trained pilots at all Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy, al-Qaeda's not in this country Set free my Prince Ali Belle A whore! A whore! A whore, a whore, a whore! This town's gone wild since I married Adam They think I'm going straight to hell But the charges laid on me Of bestiality Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell No, I'm overrun by mad men I hear they plan to burn me at the stake They legit believe I'm Satan And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away Pocahontas After John Smith traveled back to England I helped my people cultivate the fields More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel They forced us into unknown lands of exile They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon When I separate their bodies from their heads Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy? Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men? Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball? Can you paint with the red colors in these men I can murder if I please Cause I'm dying of disease I can paint with the red colors in these men Thanks to BP Where's Prince Ali? Bestiality I've got STDs ~~~~~ Hi there! I'm Jon Cozart and welcome to my channel, Paint! I make comical/informative music videos, usually acapella-- basically I take stuff I love and make more stuff from that stuff, stuff like Disney movies, boy bands, Christmas, and YouTube of course! Take a look around.
Songs used: Cinderella - A dream is a wish your heart makes Oliver and Co. - Why should I worry? The little mermaid - Kiss the girl & Under the sea The Hunchbag of Notre Dame - God help the outcasts & Hellfire Tangled - I have a dream The Princess and the Frog - Friends on the other side The Lion King - Be prepared & Hakuna Matata Big Hero 6 - Immortals Aladdin - A whole new world The Jungle Book - The bare neccesities Hercules - From zero to hero Frozen - Let it go Mulan - I'll make a man out of you Moana - You're welcome Pocahontas - Colors of the wind All sound and pictures are owned by Disney