The Mexican People Song

The Mexican People Song

The official Mexican People song. Warning: May be found offensive to some, hilarious to others. Relax, it's all satire. Download on iTunes: http://goo.gl/1mLArf LYRICS: MEXICAN PEOPLE SONG Intro: Hola Jorge! Andale, andale, arriba, arriba— I don’t even know if I said that right. Sorry, I don’t speak Mexican. Ay yo Jorge, can you hand me a burrito? Por favor? Verse 1: I am a Mexican, my card is greenish, My last name is probably Gonzalez Martinez, I’d help you mow your lawn, but me no speaky English, That’s why my only job is selling tacos or cleaning, I don’t drink alcohol, less it's tequila, I hate when people say tor-tilla… bitch, it’s tortilla, I don’t need a SUV, or an umbrella, Why? I got a donkey and sombrero, Because I can dance with two maracas in my hand, hand, hand Used to play in a mariachi band, band, band I can fit 20 cousins up in the van, van, van What’d you expect? I’m Mexican... CHORUS Ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico, And yes, we smell like burritos, oh oh We’re just Mexican People, oh oh…. The law saw that my card wasn’t green, so I panicked! Swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic! Oh, mi hijo….. oh oh, We’re just Mexican People, oh oh… We’re Brown People Verse 2: I am a Mexican, yes, I speak Spanish, But only when you’re around, so you can’t understand it, Yes I like nachos, dipped in Mexican salsa, Yo quiero Taco Bell, until they shot my chihuahua, If you’re Latino, or latina, then you’re Mexican If you’re from Spain or Argentina, you’re still Mexican, If you speak any Portuguese, you’re still Mexican And if your name is Luis, then you’re Mexican I can dance with two maracas in my hand, hand, hand Used to play in a mariachi band, band, band I can fit 20 cousins up in the van, van, van What’d you expect? I’m Mexican... CHORUS Ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico, And yes, we are illegal, oh oh We’re just Mexican People, oh oh…. The law saw that my card wasn’t green, so I panicked! Swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic! Oh, mi hijo….. oh oh, We’re just Mexican People, oh oh… We’re Brown People Bridge: I work as a maid for white people and it’s probably because their kids are messy, And because they can afford me, it’s only like a penny a week but you know... Verse 3 (rap): Hola, homie, I’m in your garden with a machete, The students in college hate me cause they don’t mess with them essays, I’m a laker just like Kobe, I built my house with adobe, I’m teaching my black friends how to swim…. haha… because... CHORUS: Ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico, And yes, we smell like burritos, oh oh We’re just Mexican People, oh oh…. The law saw that my card wasn’t green, so I panicked! Swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic! Oh, mi hijo….. oh oh, We’re just Mexican People, oh oh… We’re Brown People

Hechizeros Band - El Sonidito

Hechizeros Band - El Sonidito

Music video by Hechizeros Band performing El Sonidito. (C) 2009 Universal Music Mexico S.A. de C.V.

La Chona

La Chona

Provided to YouTube by DashGo La Chona · Los Tucanes De Tijuana Para Tucancillos y Tucancillas ℗ 2017 Tucanes LLC Released on: 2017-09-13 Auto-generated by YouTube.

Don Omar - Danza Kuduro ft. Lucenzo

Don Omar - Danza Kuduro ft. Lucenzo

Best of Don Omar / Lo mejor de Don Omar: https://goo.gl/J5mJHa Subscribe here: https://goo.gl/aHzXZf Music video by Don Omar performing Danza Kuduro. (C) 2010 Machete Music

Drake - In My Feelings (PARODY)

Drake - In My Feelings (PARODY)

NOW on iTunes! - https://apple.co/2MHOG94 LiL MoCo - "Juanita" Music Parody of Drake "In My Feelings" "KEKE" IN MY FEELINGS CHALLENGE KEKE CHALLENGE DRAKE IN MY FEELINGS DRAKE KEKE FEFE OR KEKE

Top 5 Spanish Songs ► The Voice Audition Worldwide

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The Voice USA 2018 - Season 14 || 'Johnny Bliss' cover 'Preciosa' - Blind Auditions 2018 The Voice 2018 - Johnny Bliss Blind Audition: "Preciosa" (Sneak Peek) The Voice Top 5 Audition | Despacito - Luis Fonsi | Blind Auditions DESPACITO VOICE, DESPACITO X Factor MIND BLOWING FUN! Luis Fonsi - DESPACITO Covers, Daddy Yankee THE VOICE CANCIONES EN ESPAÑOL SPANISH SONG Maitre Gims – Bella | Kendji Girac | The Voice France

J Balvin, Willy William - Mi Gente (Official Video)

J Balvin, Willy William - Mi Gente (Official Video)

J BALVIN & WILLY WILLIAM “MI GENTE” https://UMLE.lnk.to/-Rc9DFp Connect with J Balvin: https://www.facebook.com/JBalvinOficial/ https://www.instagram.com/jbalvin/ https://twitter.com/JBALVIN Connect with Willy William: https://www.facebook.com/willywilliamofficiel/ https://www.instagram.com/willywilliamofficiel/ https://twitter.com/willy_william Music video by J. Balvin, Willy William performing Mi Gente. (C) 2017 Scorpio Music Under Exclusive License To Universal Music Latin Entertainment http://vevo.ly/cRfYgm #JBalvin #MiGente #Vevo #LatinPop #OfficialMusicVideo

Daddy Yankee | Dura (Video Oficial)

Daddy Yankee | Dura (Video Oficial)

Dura - Daddy Yankee - nuevo video oficial 2018 Spotify: https://goo.gl/LPP4j9 Apple Music: https://goo.gl/s8omcv Google Play: https://goo.gl/d9V2VV Tidal: https://goo.gl/44UiYx Deezer: https://goo.gl/11jHih DURA- Is a PuertoRican slang and it means the girl is SEXY! She is HOT! Recuerda suscribirte a mi unico canal oficial y a mis demás redes sociales: Facebook-http://goo.gl/QYZ53a Twitter-http://goo.gl/AzaR8o Instagram-http://goo.gl/a6F7gz www.daddyyankee.com Escucha Dura tambien en: Spotify: https://goo.gl/LPP4j9 Apple Music: https://goo.gl/s8omcv Google Play: https://goo.gl/d9V2VV Tidal: https://goo.gl/44UiYx Deezer: https://goo.gl/11jHih Dura Lyrics: Cuando yo la vi, dije si esa mujer fuera para mí Perdóname, te lo tenía que decir Estás dura, dura, dura, dura, dura Que estás dura, Mano arriba porque tú te ves bien Estás dura mamacita te fuiste de nivel Dura, mira como brilla tu piel Estás dura Dímelo, dímelo cómo es que es Estás dura Yo te doy un 20 de 10 Estás dura, dura, dura Tú eres la máquina, la máquina de baile Si no tienes a nadie vente pa mi brazos, caíle. Ese perfume se siente en el aire Algo como Argentina tú me traes los Buenos Aires Estás poderosa Media escandalosa Habrán muchas mujeres pero tú eres otra cosa Si fuera un delito eso de que estás hermosa Te arresto en mi cama y te pongo las esposas Tienes el toque, toque, toque Miren el material, edición especial Tienes el toque, toque, toque Perdóname te lo tenía que decir Estás dura, dura, dura, dura, dura Que estás dura, Mano arriba porque tú te ves bien Estás dura mamacita te fuiste de nivel Dura, mira como brilla tu piel Estás dura Dímelo, dímelo cómo es que es Estás dura Yo te doy un 20 de 10 Estás dura, dura, dura Me gusta como mueve ese rampampam Mi mente maquineando en un plan, plan, plan Si me deja en esas curvas le doy pam-pam Cuál es tu receta no sé, estás pa comerte bien Me gusta como mueve ese rampampam Mi mente maquineando en un plan, plan, plan Si me deja en esas curvas le doy pam-pam Tu belleza retumba, las otra pa la tumba Uno, dos y tres Vamos a darle, la envidia que se calle, Saludo a todas las nenas, que paralizan la calle Cómo tú te llamas, de dónde tú eres, Dame el número, pa entrar contigo en detalle Tienes el toque, toque, toque Pareces una estrella, formando el alboroto Tienes el toque, toque, toque Se cae el internet cuando subes una foto Cuando yo la vi, dije si esa mujer fuera para mí Perdóname, te lo tenía que decir Estás dura, dura, dura, dura, dura Que estás dura, Mano arriba porque tú te ves bien Estás dura mamacita te fuiste de nivel Dura, mira como brilla tu piel Estás dura Dímelo, dímelo cómo es que es Estás dura Yo te doy un 20 de 10 Estás dura, dura, dura Tu tienes el size, Otra como tú, mami no hay Pégate dale boom bye, bye, Que tu tienes el size, Otra como tú, mami no hay Pégate dale boom bye, bye, Que tu tienes el size, Otra como tú, mami no hay Pégate dale boom bye, bye, Que tu tienes el size, Otra como tú, mami no hay Pégate dale boom bye, bye, Retumbando las bocinas De seguro Daddy Yankee y el disco dura contact: info@nevarezpr.com This is the official Youtube channel from urban music legend, Daddy Yankee #Dura #DaddyYankee

3BallMTY - Inténtalo ft. El Bebeto, América Sierra

3BallMTY - Inténtalo ft. El Bebeto, América Sierra

Music video by 3BallMTY (C) 2011 José Serrano Montoya Exclusivo Licencia Fonovisa Una División De Universal Music México S.A. de C.V. For more info on 3BallMTY go to: http://universalmusica.com/3ballmty Contrataciones/Booking: (310) 720-2793 | http://bit.ly/sShPnQ 3ball mty, 3 Ball Monterrey, 3 ball intentalo

The Asian People Song

The Asian People Song

The official Asian People song. Warning: May be found offensive to some, hilarious to others. Relax, it's all satire. Download on iTunes: http://goo.gl/1mLArf Watch REACTIONS to this song here: https://goo.gl/yIz30E Subscribe: http://goo.gl/mb3TDO LYRICS Intro: Duh Herro? I selling shwimp fwied why… Five dollar. Egg Roll? Five dollar. Oh you want more shwimp? Five dollar, Haha! Verse 1: My name is Dr. Chopstick Ying Kung Pow, and I like to eat puppies, (do do doo, doo, dooooo!) My mom and dad will karate chop me in the penis, if I don’t bring home all A’s (do do doo, doo, dooooo!) We’re all Chinese, we’re all half blind, that’s why none of us can’t drive, keep crashing on the highway (do do doo, doo, dooooo!) So if you see me on the side changing my tires, don’t be surprised, at least I made it out of the drivewayyy (do do doo, doo, dooooo!) CHORUS This is the Asian People song, so everybody sing along Ching Chong, Ching Chong (ching chong ching chong) This is the Asian People song, so everybody sing along Ching Chong, Ching Chong (wing wong, ting tong) Verse 2: I like to make shwimp Fwied Wy, I know I look high with my slanted eyes, does it mean that I smoke? (I will smoke cats though, on a grill) My career is usually Asian cuisine, or any job that involves wearing a lab coat, (like every doctor and scientist ever) I pee pee shrimp lo mein, and I boo boo video games, with my Nintendo booty (seriously, we make like, the best video games in the world) Yes, we all look the same, it’s like Jackie Chan and Liu Kang are in every Kung Fu Movie! CHORUS Interlude: Hey, how much is gonna be for two pieces of chicken. “Two piece chicken? Five dollar.” Oh okay… “One piece chicken, five dollar.” Wait, what? “Fork?? Five dollar.” Hold on now…. "Everything five dollar.” You’re doing too much now... Rap: Um…. Chinese food always have me like, “I want mo',” Cuz Asians practice Tae Kwon Do on cats, yep, we be karate chopping kittens, And then we take ‘em to the kitchen to make Kung Pow Chicken, And mittens, Ching chong, ching, My penis is the size of a pinto bean, They call me Spongebob, and I don’t know why, Probably cause we’re both yellow and we can’t drive, CHORUS “Oooohh, my penis is so small!” “I wanna stab you with a chopstick right now!” “I’m gonna roundhouse kick you back to Tokyo!"

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