The Mexican People Song

The Mexican People Song

The official Mexican People song. Warning: May be found offensive to some, hilarious to others. Relax, it's all satire. Download on iTunes: http://goo.gl/1mLArf LYRICS: MEXICAN PEOPLE SONG Intro: Hola Jorge! Andale, andale, arriba, arriba— I don’t even know if I said that right. Sorry, I don’t speak Mexican. Ay yo Jorge, can you hand me a burrito? Por favor? Verse 1: I am a Mexican, my card is greenish, My last name is probably Gonzalez Martinez, I’d help you mow your lawn, but me no speaky English, That’s why my only job is selling tacos or cleaning, I don’t drink alcohol, less it's tequila, I hate when people say tor-tilla… bitch, it’s tortilla, I don’t need a SUV, or an umbrella, Why? I got a donkey and sombrero, Because I can dance with two maracas in my hand, hand, hand Used to play in a mariachi band, band, band I can fit 20 cousins up in the van, van, van What’d you expect? I’m Mexican... CHORUS Ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico, And yes, we smell like burritos, oh oh We’re just Mexican People, oh oh…. The law saw that my card wasn’t green, so I panicked! Swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic! Oh, mi hijo….. oh oh, We’re just Mexican People, oh oh… We’re Brown People Verse 2: I am a Mexican, yes, I speak Spanish, But only when you’re around, so you can’t understand it, Yes I like nachos, dipped in Mexican salsa, Yo quiero Taco Bell, until they shot my chihuahua, If you’re Latino, or latina, then you’re Mexican If you’re from Spain or Argentina, you’re still Mexican, If you speak any Portuguese, you’re still Mexican And if your name is Luis, then you’re Mexican I can dance with two maracas in my hand, hand, hand Used to play in a mariachi band, band, band I can fit 20 cousins up in the van, van, van What’d you expect? I’m Mexican... CHORUS Ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico, And yes, we are illegal, oh oh We’re just Mexican People, oh oh…. The law saw that my card wasn’t green, so I panicked! Swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic! Oh, mi hijo….. oh oh, We’re just Mexican People, oh oh… We’re Brown People Bridge: I work as a maid for white people and it’s probably because their kids are messy, And because they can afford me, it’s only like a penny a week but you know... Verse 3 (rap): Hola, homie, I’m in your garden with a machete, The students in college hate me cause they don’t mess with them essays, I’m a laker just like Kobe, I built my house with adobe, I’m teaching my black friends how to swim…. haha… because... CHORUS: Ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico, And yes, we smell like burritos, oh oh We’re just Mexican People, oh oh…. The law saw that my card wasn’t green, so I panicked! Swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic! Oh, mi hijo….. oh oh, We’re just Mexican People, oh oh… We’re Brown People

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