Muslims Can’t Take a Joke About Islam? Don’t Tell That to These Muslim Comedians.

Muslims Can’t Take a Joke About Islam? Don’t Tell That to These Muslim Comedians.

I went to “haram night," the R-rated evening show, of a Muslim comedy festival. It got graphic pretty quick—and taught me something about free speech.

Islam, the Quran, and the Five Pillars All Without a Flamewar: Crash Course World History #13

Islam, the Quran, and the Five Pillars All Without a Flamewar: Crash Course World History #13

Crash Course World History is now available on DVD! Visit http://store.dftba.com/products/crashcourse-world-history-the-complete-series-dvd-set to buy a set for your home or classroom. You can directly support Crash Course at http://www.patreon.com/crashcourse Subscribe for as little as $0 to keep up with everything we're doing. Free is nice, but if you can afford to pay a little every month, it really helps us to continue producing this content. In which John Green teaches you the history of Islam, including the revelation of the Qu'ran to Muhammad, the five pillars of Islam, how the Islamic empire got its start, the Rightly Guided Caliphs, and more. Learn about hadiths, Abu Bakr, and whether the Umma has anything to do with Uma Thurman (spoiler alert: it doesn't). Also, learn a little about the split between Sunni and Shia Muslims, and how to tell if this year's Ramadan is going to be difficult for your Muslim friends. Let's try to keep the flame wars out of this reasoned discussion. Follow us! @thecrashcourse @realjohngreen @raoulmeyer @crashcoursestan @saysdanica @thoughtbubbler Like us! ‪http://www.facebook.com/youtubecrashcourse Follow us again! ‪http://thecrashcourse.tumblr.com Support CrashCourse on Patreon: http://patreon.com/crashcourse

Why are Music and Dancing not allowed in Islam? by Dr Zakir Naik

Why are Music and Dancing not allowed in Islam? by Dr Zakir Naik

Dr Zakir Naik Answered on the topic "Why are Music and Dancing not allowed in Islam? by Dr Zakir Naik" on the topic "Ask Dr Zakir (Chennai)" ADZN_CH_04

Rules Of War In Islam ᴴᴰ

Rules Of War In Islam ᴴᴰ

Rules of war in Islam, a short informative reminder. https://www.facebook.com/TiJeMusliman www.tijemusliman.com

Proof Illuminati Controls The Music Industry (NEW 2018)

Proof Illuminati Controls The Music Industry (NEW 2018)

Support the Da’wah. Every single penny you donate will be used to fund the creation of our video’s. All funds will be used to pay for professional voice overs and content creation. If we collect more than we need, it will be donated to a charitable cause. DONATE HERE : https://www.gofundme.com/support-digital-ummah-channel The illuminati has it's roots in Egypt. This is the main theme you can observe in the music indsutry.

Ask Mufti Menk - Is Music Haram?

Ask Mufti Menk - Is Music Haram?

Is listening to music Haram or Halal in Islam?

Is Music Allow In Islam? by Dr. Zakir Naik

Is Music Allow In Islam? by Dr. Zakir Naik

Is there any verse in Quran or Indication against Music?Did Prophet Muhammad speak against Music?

New Funny song about islam⎮ Child molester⎮ Music | Bill Maher New Rules

New Funny song about islam⎮ Child molester⎮ Music | Bill Maher New Rules

The song "Islam is not for me" is performed by anonymous artists. This is satire comedy and shouldn't be taken seriously. Death treats lose in long run. You can't silence the Enlightened World. Religions come on internet to die! Richard Dawkins debate religion remix, EPIC LULZ inside, meme WTF BOOM and funny arabs as special guests. Knowledge is free. Islam is a totally unreasonable religion, in which people are stoned for independent thought, not covering their whole bodies (women), not wearing pajamas (men), masturbating, eating, drinking, breathing, watching TV, sleeping, reading, etc. On the other hand, it is successful at telling women to "go back to kitchen". This religion has invaded many countries all of which are run by sick fuck muslim fanatics who spend all day reading the Queer'An. Islam currently oppresses approximately 1.5 billion Muslims. All because Arabic is written backwards with bizarre grammar. God actually said he came up with giving people independent thought one day when he got stoned. God also hates speaking Arabic after having smoked, it totally kills the buzz. Some of what got translated to Mohammad, the translator angel screwed it all up. Hey, nobody ever said angels were perfect. However, Islam may well be an honest continuation of God's word - that is, if God is a giant asshat. Whether by suicide bomb or an heroic murder spree, through making threatening phone calls or through biological, chemical, and/or nuclear terrorism, Islam is well-situated to guide humanity to certain death. Fight those who do not believe in Allah nor follow the religion of truth, until they pay the tax in acknowledgment of our superiority and they are in a state of subjugation. — Qur'an, Sura 9:29 Muhammad was part Jesus, part Genghis Khan and part moralfag. He was often credited for uniting the Middle East through the spread of Islam but it was mainly because of his policy of conversion or death to those he conquered. Mohammed started his life as a merchant and taxi driver, but soon figured out that selling people bullshit was a lot more profitable than selling dates and slurpees. He wrote some schizoid poetry about his conversations with God in his Life Journal and added tons of Friends looking for stupid arbitrary rules to run each and every aspect of their lives. Mohammed was a pedophile, pirate, rapist, and slaver. Modern day psychology would regard him as a textbook psychopath. Fortunately for the Muslim, Mohammed is held up in Islam teaching as a "positive" example of what a Muslim man should aim to emulate. Hence, the 1200 year world-wide rape-and-murder-fest. Burn Koran Day After turning his Life Journal into a magic book, titled "The Queer'An", Mohammed was able to convince a bunch of other retards that he was God's prophet. Then he did what any other man would do when he gets that kind of power: acquire a lot of worthless sand and kill lots and lots of people. This toilet paper that Islamfags read from is also full of continuity issues, the worst saying the universe was created by Allah in 6 days, and then in a later text, 8 days. (no, really) The Koran states that no pictures are ever to be made, drawn or otherwise published of Muhammad's likeness. The reason generally given is that Muhammad made this demand because he didn't want to be idolized like Jesus was - stuck on a cross. This turns out to be a mistranslation. What Muhammad wanted was for no drawings of his likeness to exist so that they couldn't be put on wanted posters. If Muhammad's caliphate enemies didn't know what he looked like, they couldn't hunt him down and pin his brown ass to a cross. Since Muhammad is now long-since dead and gone, it's a clear sign of how enlightened Muslims are by not dropping a simple, selfish act of self-preservation by their brave leader that obviously had jack shit to do with the "Word of Allah". In this sense, Muhammad was some sort of religious Anonymous and a moral terrorist, since 99% Muslims are called Muhammad or Mohammed or anything that sounds similar. A great Muslim tradition in Western countries is to complain about how everything offends their religion; and despite the fact that Western civilisation operates on democracy, those in charge will do everything and anything to appease them; lest they ALLAH ACKBAR an entire district. This is how we roll... Burn Koran Day Everyday!

World's Largest Pilgrimage - Hajj Documentary

World's Largest Pilgrimage - Hajj Documentary

We snuck a handicam into Mecca, Saudi Arabia to film the Islamic tradition of Hajj, the world's largest annual pilgrimage and the biggest gathering of people in the world at any given time. Hosted by Suroosh Alvi | Originally released in 2010 on http://VICE.com Follow Suroosh Alvi on Twitter - http://twitter.com/surooshalvi Watch "The Gun Markets of Pakistan": http://bit.ly/VICE-Gun-Markets Subscribe for videos that are actually good: http://bit.ly/Subscribe-to-VICE Check out our full video catalog: http://www.youtube.com/user/vice/videos Videos, daily editorial and more: http://vice.com Like VICE on Facebook: http://fb.com/vice Follow VICE on Twitter: http://twitter.com/vice Read our tumblr: http://vicemag.tumblr.com

Pondering Upon The Philosophy Of Rules & Regulations | Ep #5 SYP1

Pondering Upon The Philosophy Of Rules & Regulations | Ep #5 SYP1

📌This is episode number 5 of “Save Yourself Part 1” (SYP1) by #MuftiMenk and he highlights some rules and regulations of Islam law to ponder to reflect from the surah Baqarah like the law regarding #iddah (waiting period) , collecting funds for a good cause and reward for giving charity, the bad consequences of usury , how to get forgiveness from Allah through repentance, write down all types of business transactions including debt of contract and get a few witnesses; let them sign or let them bear witness and use words that were used by the prophets of Allah may peace be upon them for making #duas or #supplications. Mufti Menk quotes in this lecture “our hearts are supposed to be connected to Allah not to materialistic items. The more you connect yourself to materialistic items the more you disconnect from Allah subhanahu wa'ta'ala, yes, everyone wants wealth but at the same time my brothers and sisters do not want it in a way that it comes in the path between you and Allah...” **** Profile of Speaker -------------------------------------- 💓💓💓Ismail Musa Menk was born in Harare, Zimbabwe. He is a student of knowledge trying to disseminate the Deen in the current age. ✆Contact of Mufti Menk ☞Mufti Menk Official Website: https://goo.gl/fwJR75 ☞Facebook: https://goo.gl/451XNl ☞Twitter: https://goo.gl/58Ijqt 📌 Note: This Channel is not Mufti Menk channel or in relation with him. It simply shares reminders from his videos to preach the light of Islam. ✅ Please share this:https://youtu.be/LS4EfTsiCvw 📌Re-upload anything from our channel and Please donate us at https://www.paypal.com/donate/?token=YRgRf6omOHpiD-WfekaqftumhEiATLceKzq4uDSBnO0vV5sIvq04awSXKJN7bE8v8_xzGm&country.x=GB&locale.x=GB to make more videos with English subtitle 🤚PLEASE NOTE: 🚫 This channel doesn't Support & Advocate any unlawful activity towards any individual or community. 🚫

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