After Ever After 2 - DISNEY PARODY

After Ever After 2 - DISNEY PARODY

GET THIS SONG ON ITUNES http://bit.ly/elsapocalypse Or Amazon. http://bit.ly/manmulan look https://instagram.com/joncozart/ read https://twitter.com/joncozart follow http://facebook.com/joncozart snapchat @joncozart wear http://www.hideandseekclothing.com/collections/jon-cozart LYRICS If you've ever wondered why Disney tales all end in lies Here's what happened after all their dreams came true Mulan (I'll Make a Man Out of You) After saving China I went home alone I was feeling conflicts in my lower zone I've been dressing like a guy for months Now I'm losing all control I think I am a guy in my soul I wanna be a man Soldier 1: I've never seen a guy so hot Mulan: Time to reinvent the new me Soldier 2: Every time he speaks it makes me want to sing (I'm so confused) Soldier 1: Be quiet, or we'll get caught Soldier 3: Maybe one day he'll screw me Mulan: Now I really get why my nickname is Ping I've gotta be a man I've got the brains and the bite of females Plus the brute and the brawn of dudes I know I'm ready for transformation It's time to replace all these useless tubes (Good for you) Cinderella (A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes) The prince was absolutely the only single wish my heart made Guess my wish came true But we never really talked much Before he discovered my shoe The night after we got married I recounted all of my plights Of how I fit inside a pumpkin My canines turned to coachmen Prince threw me in Bedlam that night The white jackets say I'm nutty (she's nutty as a bat) Cause my clothes are sewn by rats (put some meds in her food) But their pills turn my brain to putty Now Lucifer's not just my cat (I AM SATAN) Their insulin puts me under Shock therapy's made me insane And after years of steady frying The doctors gave up trying They stuck 2 steel rods in my brain Tiana (Dig a Little Deeper) I spent a bloomin lifetime To open my cafe Then I took a dive in 2005 Now it's washed away (it's all washed away) I was picked up by a chopper After four nights on my roof Now my new home is the Astrodome Cause New Orleans ain't Katrina proof Ya better carry 'round a shotgun Or looters take your kids Ya better pee inside of jam jars Be sure to keep those lids (ew) We needed Noah but we got Bush Our "savior" flew away and hid Rough seas and levees, Rough seas and levees, Rough seas and levees, I'm dead Elsa (Let It Go) There is no snow on the mountain tonight Just sulfur in the air A kingdom of greenhouse gases Only Bill Nye seems to care My town is melting, breaking off into the sea It's time I show the strength of an evil queen With Germany and Putin, too I'll free the penguins and throw you in a zoo We're going green by spilling red And if you're not dead I built a hoard of evil snowmen We're gonna take over the world Let it snow, let it snow Now Fox News will need heat lamps Let it snow, let it snow I hope you concentrate in camp (Heil Elsa) We don't care who we have to slay Let my troops march on The cold's coming back and it's here to stay Tiana: I sunk like a brick Cinderella: Prince thinks I'm sick Elsa: Ice is melting quick Mulan: Now I have a lot of self esteem

After Ever After 3 - DISNEY PARODY

After Ever After 3 - DISNEY PARODY

Oh hi! iTunes link if you wanna bug your fam in the car: http://bit.ly/jerkyherc And spotify for you darn millennials: http://bit.ly/panpeen look https://instagram.com/joncozart/ read https://twitter.com/joncozart like http://facebook.com/joncozart buy https://store.dftba.com/collections/jon-cozart Thanks Ed Boyer for mixing, and Corbin Sterling for additional mixing. Lots of mixing haha. And thanks Luis, Isaac, and Reid for being very supportive friends. And thanks Lindsey for patting me on my little back! :] LYRICS [Intro] If you've ever wondered why Disney tales all end in lies Here's what happened after all their dreams came true... [Verse 1 - Simba] Was gonna be a mighty king, Mufasa's famous heir Well, your little mane's been lion-tamed By beasts who don't fight fair I've turned into the main event for soldiers big and small And now I dread my severed head might end up on your wall Let me help this African economy Oh, my species is going extinct Everywhere you look, death Taking shots at my pride Thanks for that petition to stop a straight up genocide Scope set Rafiki's brains are not a cure for AIDS Now ebonies need ivory for pay I don't think Hamlet ended up this way Oh, my species is going extinct Oh, my species is go- [Verse 2 - Peter Pan] Every time I fly to town I grow up when I come down Now I've been stuck at age sixteen For eighty years of puberty In unforgiving tights (He's upright, he's upright, he's upright) We're following his leader, his leader, his leader We're following his leader Wherever he may bone Tee dum, tee dee My teedle-dee's out to play It's one for all The mermaids are wet for days This engine's revved There's only one booty for me Just a teedle ee rump A teedle ee hump tee day Think of the fappiest thoughts I'm a happy little thot (Okay) Wendy is my special gal She's like ninety I'm down The dentures never bite (He's upright, he's upright, he's upright) Hope he's bi He's upright [Verse 3 - Hercules] Save my soul Herc was on a roll Now every god and goddess here is begging to atone Replaced by intelligent design The new guy's rolling by and turning water into wine The Romans are chanting "Christo, Christo" He's a godsend bigger than Nero Out with the old, in with the Jew Hero to Christo God's honest truth Hero to Christo Hey Herc, you're screwed The Jesus freak is super weak I'm so divine You see I came inside a virgin's bod So have I I threw him in the Colosseum A lion a la carte Three days went by he zombified And rose up in search of hearts [Verse 4 - Aladdin] I'm a prisoner of war ISIS blew up my city They're throwing me off a building 'Cause they think that I like guys A holy war An old fantastical point of view Carpet was burned alive, streamed nationwide I can't go back to where I used to thieve Every turn suicide A hundred thousand children plead The toppling of Agrabah with Sharia law Stop this holy war before we're through (a holy war) Unholy war (that's where we'll be) Just refugees (send helping hands) Instead of bans for you and me [Outro] The lions are gone Hair on my junk Jesus is a hunk Screw Trump!

18 Brainy Riddles To Stretch Your Brain

18 Brainy Riddles To Stretch Your Brain

Check out these 18 brainy riddles to stretch your brain at any age! These tricky puzzles will be a perfect workout for your brain and will sharpen your logic. Brain games will upgrade your critical thinking level and give you a boost of energy. I'm waiting for your comments on these riddles 😊 00:14 - I'm pretty sure that this logic riddle will completely blow your mind! Try to give the right answer before the time is up! 02:10 - A fun picture puzzle for the smartest solvers! Will you be eaten by an undead you accidentally missed? I hope you won't! Strain your eyes to spot all of them and good luck💀 03:49 - This is a mind-twisting crime riddle only the best detective can investigate. You will have to think outside the box and use all your logic and imagination to cope with this task. If you feel it's too difficult (and it IS), just sit back and wait for the answer😜 04:54 - A thrilling picture puzzle for the most attentive ghostbusters. I'm not sure if I would survive if I met any of them, but if your eyes are good enough to spot them, then you have a chance. Test your skills and boost your brain power with this tricky visual puzzle! 06:32 - This picture puzzle is probably way too scary so you can cover yourself with a blanket first😜 Focus your mind and concentrate on the picture; ghosts are really hard to spot. Would you become a good ghostbuster?👻 07:58 - A thrilling picture puzzle to test your logic and general knowledge base. If you can do this, you're either an incredibly smart student or a professional! 09:06 - Who's alive? Turn on your brain power and use your logic to solve this tricky brain teaser. 10:28 - Let's check how well you remember the basic safety rules! No doubt both of them are acting foolish, but can you find out who has no chances to survive? It's quite obvious, just use your logic and imagination😉 11:13 - A tricky picture puzzle that will test your skills and show if you can be a vampire (zombie, ghost) hunter! You should be not only physically strong, but your mind should also be as sharp as a blade. Take the hardest brain teasers to boost your logic! TELL me IN THE COMMENTS your answers to the last visual riddle! #brainyriddles #stretchyourbrain #easyriddles Music: Epidemic Sound https://www.epidemicsound.com/ Music: Youtube Library https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music Subscribe to 7-Second Riddles: https://goo.gl/BZSTVh -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Join us on Social Media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/7Second.Riddles/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/7second.riddles/ Website: https://brightside.me/wonder-quizzes/ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For more videos and articles visit: http://www.brightside.me/

Milo Manheim, Meg Donnelly - Someday (From "ZOMBIES")

Milo Manheim, Meg Donnelly - Someday (From "ZOMBIES")

Watch the new Disney Channel Original Movie ZOMBIES on Disney Channel and DisneyNOW. Follow ZOMBIES on Instagram: http://instagram.com/DisneyZombies Watch all ZOMBIES music videos here: http://disneymusic.co/ZOMBIESVideos ZOMBIES (Original TV Movie Soundtrack) is available here: Download: http://disneymusic.co/ZombiesDL Streaming: http://disneymusic.co/Zombies Follow Disney Music: Facebook: http://facebook.com/disneymusic Instagram: http://instagram.com/disneymusic Snapchat: http://snapchat.com/add/disneymusic Twitter: http://twitter.com/disneymusic YouTube: http://youtube.com/disneymusic "Someday" Sheet Music: https://mnot.es/2pT2mDU ZOMBIES Sheet Music: "BAMM" https://mnot.es/2rdDkQq "Fired Up" https://mnot.es/2re0iHk "My Year" https://mnot.es/2rcgFUP "Someday" https://mnot.es/2reS7dA Music video by Milo Manheim, Meg Donnelly performing Someday. (C) 2018 Walt Disney Records http://vevo.ly/kvY3cq

Katy Perry - Roar : Part 2 (Official Cover by 10 year-old Mariangeli from HitStreak)

Katy Perry - Roar : Part 2 (Official Cover by 10 year-old Mariangeli from HitStreak)

**Mariangeli stars in "HitStreak," a new made-for-mobile series on a cool new app called ShowMobile! Get it Now on iPhone: http://bit.ly/RoarApp or Android:http://bit.ly/SM-Roar * WIN MARIANGELI'S PINK KARATE GI!!! details: http://www.showmobile.com/MariangeliContestRules/ Download Mariangeli's version of "Roar" on iTunes NOW! https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/roar-cover-single/id776199105 Don't forget to subscribe to the ShowMobile YouTube channel and follow me at: Twitter: http://twitter.com/Mariangeli_HSS @Mariangeli_HSS Facebook: http://facebook.com/Mariangelihitstreak Instagram: http://instagram.com/Mariangelilhitstreak HitStreak: YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/hitstreakstudio Twitter: http://twitter.com/HitStreakStudio @HitStreakStudio Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/HitStreak KATY PERRY LYRICS "Roar" I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath Scared to rock the boat and make a mess So I sat quietly, agreed politely I guess that I forgot I had a choice I let you push me past the breaking point I stood for nothing, so I fell for everything You held me down, but I got up (HEY!) Already brushing off the dust You hear my voice, you hear that sound Like thunder gonna shake the ground You held me down, but I got up (HEY!) Get ready cause I've had enough I see it all, I see it now [Chorus] I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire Cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roar Louder, louder than a lion Cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roar Oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh You're gonna hear me roar Now I'm floating like a butterfly Stinging like a bee I earned my stripes I went from zero, to my own hero You held me down, but I got up (HEY!) Already brushing off the dust You hear my voice, you hear that sound Like thunder gonna shake the ground You held me down, but I got up (HEY!) Get ready 'cause I've had enough I see it all, I see it now [Chorus] I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire 'Cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roar Louder, louder than a lion 'Cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roar Oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh You're gonna hear me roar Oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh You'll hear me roar Oh oh oh oh oh oh You're gonna hear me roar... Ro-oar, ro-oar, ro-oar, ro-oar, ro-oar I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire 'Cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roar Louder, louder than a lion 'Cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roar Oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh You're gonna hear me roar Oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh You'll hear me roar Oh oh oh oh oh oh You're gonna hear me roar...

Disney Medley (UMass Amherst Doo Wop Shop A Cappella group)

Disney Medley (UMass Amherst Doo Wop Shop A Cappella group)

New Album Release! The Doo Wop Shop has a new CD out - "Sounds from the Stairwell," released on Valentine's Day! Check out on iTunes along with their first album "Rides Again," and enjoy! "Sounds from the Stairwell": http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=808578345 "Rides again": http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/rides-again/id555344682 Doo Wop Shop Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/UMassDooWopShop Doo Wop Shop Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Doo-Wop-Shop/22325342312 Doo Wop Shop website: http://www.umassdoowopshop.com/index.html A cleverly arranged, and hilarious, medley of various Disney classics, performed at the University of Massachusetts Amherst. Performers: UMass Amherst A Cappella group: The Doo Wop Shop Arranged by Jake DiGregorio If you're interested in the arrangement to the Disney Medley, hit up the Doo Wop Shop's website: http://www.umassdoowopshop.com/disney-medley.html Soloists: Chris Kazarian ---------- Circle of Life (Lion King) Tim Colby ----------------- I Can Go the Distance (Hercules) Ian McCracken ----------- I Wanna Be Like You - Jungle Book) Geoff Herrmann --------- Strangers Like Me - Tarzan) Keais Pope ---------------- I'll Make A Man Out of You (Mulan) Alec Hutson --------------- Prince Ali (Aladdin) Jake DiGregorio --------- Gaston Reprise (Beauty and the Beast) Justin Husted ------------ Kiss the Girl (Little Mermaid) Ronald Vorce ------------ Part of Your World (Little Mermaid) Check out the Studio Version: http://vimeo.com/20909251 And the 2011 version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHB61JBJZ00&feature=relmfu

Progressive Christmas Carols

Progressive Christmas Carols

GET THIS SONG ON ITUNES http://bit.ly/progressivesanta look https://instagram.com/joncozart/ read https://twitter.com/joncozart follow http://facebook.com/joncozart snapchat @joncozart wear http://www.hideandseekclothing.com/collections/jon-cozart LYRICS God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen We wish you happy holidays, whoever you may be So merry Christmas, Kwanzaa, Chanukah, or heck all three We've modernized these jingles for the massive bourgeoisie Love, The Updated Christmas Carol Team Santa Clause is Coming to Town You better not judge, you better not hate Better not bully or discriminate Progressive Santa's coming to town He's making a list of gluten free foods He won't take a peek at J-Law's nudes Progressive Santa's coming to town He's 50 different races And all for tax reform He'll protect all your children Well, as long as they've been born Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Rudolph the red nosed reindeer (reindeer) Had an advantageous nose (he outlived his friends) He passed his bright red traits on (traits on) Darwin said that's how it goes (evolution's not a theory) Mary Did You Know Mary did you know that your baby boy supports the NRA Mary did you know that your baby boy is white Deck the Halls Deck the halls with kujichagulia Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa wanza Give zawadi, hang benderas Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa wanza Throw your hands up in the air-uh Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa wanza You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch You’re a green one, Mr. Grinch You're lacking in finesse That greenish epidermis determines your success Mr. Grinch Racist Whos constrain you to the issues they continue to suppress You’re an outlier, Mr. Grinch You give the Whos a fright They say your heart is 3/5ths normal, You're either wrong or white Mr. Grinch Don't walk the streets of Whoville you might fight a cop the Whos will not indict White Christmas I'm dreaming of a racially ambiguous holiday Away In A Manger Away in a manger with Jesus and crew His schmeckle got cut cause hey Christ was a Jew O Holy Night O holy night, the stars are brightly shining It is the night Jesus did something holy Joseph watched golf, his leather chair reclining As Mary birthed a child, I think a donkey was involved Three wise men came, with GPS they found him Christ lied in a barn, as his omniscient baby-daddy looked down Jesus crawled on his knees His mom shared it on snapchat O bright device! O night, when Christ celebrated Christmas

"Beautiful" - HEATHERS ANIMATIC

"Beautiful" - HEATHERS ANIMATIC

OMG THIS TOOK 4 FUCKING DAYS TO MAKE AAAAAAAAA!!!! sorry it's so sketchy !! also 312 frames so ya hope you like ittt :) SONG: "Beautiful" - Heathers Musical PROGRAMS USED - Paint tool sai - TV Paint - Windows Movie Maker

The Coconut Song - (Da Coconut Nut)

The Coconut Song - (Da Coconut Nut)

THE POWAHHH OF KOKONUT JOOS, EXTRACTED USING THE FINEST MS PAINT SKILLS!!! FREE 1 KOKOJOOS FOR YOUUUUU!!! Da Coconut Nut by Smokey Mountain Enjoy the video and thanks for watching! Image courtesy of Google search Follow me on TWITTER: https://twitter.com/j3ffl4u INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/j3ffl4u/ FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/J3FFL4U

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