After Ever After 2 - DISNEY PARODY

After Ever After 2 - DISNEY PARODY

GET THIS SONG ON ITUNES http://bit.ly/elsapocalypse Or Amazon. http://bit.ly/manmulan look https://instagram.com/joncozart/ read https://twitter.com/joncozart follow http://facebook.com/joncozart snapchat @joncozart wear http://www.hideandseekclothing.com/collections/jon-cozart LYRICS If you've ever wondered why Disney tales all end in lies Here's what happened after all their dreams came true Mulan (I'll Make a Man Out of You) After saving China I went home alone I was feeling conflicts in my lower zone I've been dressing like a guy for months Now I'm losing all control I think I am a guy in my soul I wanna be a man Soldier 1: I've never seen a guy so hot Mulan: Time to reinvent the new me Soldier 2: Every time he speaks it makes me want to sing (I'm so confused) Soldier 1: Be quiet, or we'll get caught Soldier 3: Maybe one day he'll screw me Mulan: Now I really get why my nickname is Ping I've gotta be a man I've got the brains and the bite of females Plus the brute and the brawn of dudes I know I'm ready for transformation It's time to replace all these useless tubes (Good for you) Cinderella (A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes) The prince was absolutely the only single wish my heart made Guess my wish came true But we never really talked much Before he discovered my shoe The night after we got married I recounted all of my plights Of how I fit inside a pumpkin My canines turned to coachmen Prince threw me in Bedlam that night The white jackets say I'm nutty (she's nutty as a bat) Cause my clothes are sewn by rats (put some meds in her food) But their pills turn my brain to putty Now Lucifer's not just my cat (I AM SATAN) Their insulin puts me under Shock therapy's made me insane And after years of steady frying The doctors gave up trying They stuck 2 steel rods in my brain Tiana (Dig a Little Deeper) I spent a bloomin lifetime To open my cafe Then I took a dive in 2005 Now it's washed away (it's all washed away) I was picked up by a chopper After four nights on my roof Now my new home is the Astrodome Cause New Orleans ain't Katrina proof Ya better carry 'round a shotgun Or looters take your kids Ya better pee inside of jam jars Be sure to keep those lids (ew) We needed Noah but we got Bush Our "savior" flew away and hid Rough seas and levees, Rough seas and levees, Rough seas and levees, I'm dead Elsa (Let It Go) There is no snow on the mountain tonight Just sulfur in the air A kingdom of greenhouse gases Only Bill Nye seems to care My town is melting, breaking off into the sea It's time I show the strength of an evil queen With Germany and Putin, too I'll free the penguins and throw you in a zoo We're going green by spilling red And if you're not dead I built a hoard of evil snowmen We're gonna take over the world Let it snow, let it snow Now Fox News will need heat lamps Let it snow, let it snow I hope you concentrate in camp (Heil Elsa) We don't care who we have to slay Let my troops march on The cold's coming back and it's here to stay Tiana: I sunk like a brick Cinderella: Prince thinks I'm sick Elsa: Ice is melting quick Mulan: Now I have a lot of self esteem

After Ever After 3 - DISNEY PARODY

After Ever After 3 - DISNEY PARODY

Oh hi! iTunes link if you wanna bug your fam in the car: http://bit.ly/jerkyherc And spotify for you darn millennials: http://bit.ly/panpeen look https://instagram.com/joncozart/ read https://twitter.com/joncozart like http://facebook.com/joncozart buy https://store.dftba.com/collections/jon-cozart Thanks Ed Boyer for mixing, and Corbin Sterling for additional mixing. Lots of mixing haha. And thanks Luis, Isaac, and Reid for being very supportive friends. And thanks Lindsey for patting me on my little back! :] LYRICS [Intro] If you've ever wondered why Disney tales all end in lies Here's what happened after all their dreams came true... [Verse 1 - Simba] Was gonna be a mighty king, Mufasa's famous heir Well, your little mane's been lion-tamed By beasts who don't fight fair I've turned into the main event for soldiers big and small And now I dread my severed head might end up on your wall Let me help this African economy Oh, my species is going extinct Everywhere you look, death Taking shots at my pride Thanks for that petition to stop a straight up genocide Scope set Rafiki's brains are not a cure for AIDS Now ebonies need ivory for pay I don't think Hamlet ended up this way Oh, my species is going extinct Oh, my species is go- [Verse 2 - Peter Pan] Every time I fly to town I grow up when I come down Now I've been stuck at age sixteen For eighty years of puberty In unforgiving tights (He's upright, he's upright, he's upright) We're following his leader, his leader, his leader We're following his leader Wherever he may bone Tee dum, tee dee My teedle-dee's out to play It's one for all The mermaids are wet for days This engine's revved There's only one booty for me Just a teedle ee rump A teedle ee hump tee day Think of the fappiest thoughts I'm a happy little thot (Okay) Wendy is my special gal She's like ninety I'm down The dentures never bite (He's upright, he's upright, he's upright) Hope he's bi He's upright [Verse 3 - Hercules] Save my soul Herc was on a roll Now every god and goddess here is begging to atone Replaced by intelligent design The new guy's rolling by and turning water into wine The Romans are chanting "Christo, Christo" He's a godsend bigger than Nero Out with the old, in with the Jew Hero to Christo God's honest truth Hero to Christo Hey Herc, you're screwed The Jesus freak is super weak I'm so divine You see I came inside a virgin's bod So have I I threw him in the Colosseum A lion a la carte Three days went by he zombified And rose up in search of hearts [Verse 4 - Aladdin] I'm a prisoner of war ISIS blew up my city They're throwing me off a building 'Cause they think that I like guys A holy war An old fantastical point of view Carpet was burned alive, streamed nationwide I can't go back to where I used to thieve Every turn suicide A hundred thousand children plead The toppling of Agrabah with Sharia law Stop this holy war before we're through (a holy war) Unholy war (that's where we'll be) Just refugees (send helping hands) Instead of bans for you and me [Outro] The lions are gone Hair on my junk Jesus is a hunk Screw Trump!

Bo Burnham's "Sad" from "what."

Bo Burnham's "Sad" from "what."

Bo Burnham's Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/boburnham what. Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejc5zic4q2A It is on Netflix as well!

POLITICLASH: Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton vs Bernie Sanders

POLITICLASH: Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton vs Bernie Sanders

This bby is on iTunes! Consider buying it to support the channel. http://bit.ly/percentaint1 Last vid: https://youtu.be/v9yS1muZPW4 Huge huge thank you to Dan Marcellus for mixing the track! look https://instagram.com/joncozart/ read https://twitter.com/joncozart follow http://facebook.com/joncozart snapchat @joncozart wear http://www.hideandseekclothing.com/collections/jon-cozart LYRICS HILLARY Hi, Hillary here, Woman up Been in power for many a year Spent a decade or three in political spheres You say I'm just first lady, you're killin me here Strolling up to the Whitehouse, I never forget The smell of carpe diem carpet bombs and ceiling the debt Back when I operated Bill like a marionett Sporting Gepetto stilettos taking on ghettos and terror threats Then real boy toyed with the wrong brunette Pinocchioing poking around to get his wood wet Still eight years running, didn't break a sweat Left with my head on my shoulders, I'm no Marie Antoinette My speed is breakneck, take checks, won't apologize for the upset Didn't die with my man, this ain't no Romeo, Juliet Mama's back for the votes, just call me suffragette Forget Bill, I'm an à la carte oligarch and I'm crushing it Hi, Clinton is back, Suit up In a pants suit and on the attack, Brute up Protecting people from here to Iraq Gonna pick up that torch from Barack You can sing hallelujah, but I'm too much to Handel Forget Shonda Rhymes, I invented the Scandal Benghazi Nazi paparazzi come and stir up another fuss Call TIME magazine, I'm the queen of the cover ups Gonna kick ass and take blames, Upper class, I'll take aim Put Bernie in an urn and fight the fanboy fanned flames I'm hyper activist, The lion, elephant's nemesis An emotional strategist, black mamba, I'm venomous Wrathful warrior pacifist, channel Yahweh in Genesis I'm the gaudiest godliest godless minimal feminist I'm HRC, New election, new me All hail the female in 2016 TRUMP So we're supposed to elect you just because you're a woman You're less likable than Cruz, and he looks like a melting snowman Such excitement for indictment, this email thing's a bad omen Getting cold, better run to Putin before you get Snowden Don't be alarmed, it's just me, the real Donald Trump I'm here to smear to give your ladies and your ratings a bump You pumped? I'm the buyer's choice to make America great again Mission's simple: give permission to let Americans hate again Speaking of which, Obama's a Muslim, talk about foreign aid Where was he born? Africa? I popped out in suede And hey, when life gave me millions, I made billionaide Best served on ice with a plate of Barack O'BBQ in the shade Took my casino earnings, brought some cash to the party Just spent a weekend at Bernie's, now we're crashing the parties Poaching establishment voters on a Ferrari safari Talkin a big game sipping on some fascist Bacardi Jk, I don't drink, I have self control Unless you're not-white, Rosie O'Donnel, or an internet troll Blew up Republican politics like the law was Sharia Made Chris Christie my bitchie Turned Carson into Madea Ted held hands with Fiorina while my fans filled arenas Poor bruised abused Cruz, I stole his role in God's Not Dead 3-uh Bernie, baby, take notes from a true inside outsider You're a dumbfounded dumb founder of a movement that floundered Your camp can riot at my rallies but don't show up to fight Things get messy when teens start exercising their rights BERNIE So you're worth millions, well I'm a meme, that's my net worth I'm set, working the net, go on and keep your networks I'm gonna polarize ya, pulverize ya, separate the truth from lies Can't stop the young people, Bernie's gonna youthenize ya I'm new and old fashioned, hi, I'm Bernie Sanders I came from the streets of Brooklyn to be your chief commander I meander gerrymandering and slander from a witch Which, by the by, is why I pitched a campaign for the no-rich niche Funded by Americans, Bernie's super packless No corruption, no greed I'm like a shamwow, no mess Hit the campaign trail with black sails Eff the police I'm freeing the black males Stall white collar low ballers from tipping cash to tip the scales Gonna fill the jails with laymen, Hope their souls are worth the savings Misbehave in the Caymens, Trump, you're gonna go to hell for your havens, oh boy Hey Satan, is this seat taken? America's gotta white-collar cravin I'm the second most popular socialist Jew gettin praised in this nation If ya got a couple millions, you'll be revolushunned I got 99 problems, but my percent ain't 1 --- Hi there! I'm Jon Cozart and welcome to my channel, Paint! I make comical/informative music videos, usually acapella-- basically I take stuff I love and make more stuff from that stuff, stuff like Disney movies, boy bands, Christmas, and YouTube of course! :]

Mulan | I'll Make A Man Out Of You | Disney Sing-Along

Mulan | I'll Make A Man Out Of You | Disney Sing-Along

Be swift as a coursing river as you sing along to "I'll Make a Man Out of You" from Mulan with this lyric video. SUBSCRIBE to get notified when new Disney videos are posted: http://di.sn/Subscribe Get even more Disney YouTube Oh My Disney: https://www.youtube.com/user/OhMyDisney Disney Style: https://www.youtube.com/user/disneysstyle Disney Family: https://www.youtube.com/user/Disney Mickey Mouse: https://www.youtube.com/user/DisneyShorts You Might Also Like: As Told By Emoji: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpSnlSGciSWPZtUvlHLEp9_M5FPlC8LLa Tsum Tsum Shorts: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpSnlSGciSWPewHLHBq5HFLJBGhHrsKnJ Sing Alongs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpSnlSGciSWPBUsHQKmXGX3TB-FTSO0U6 More Disney! Instagram: http://Instagram.com/Disney Twitter: http://Twitter.com/Disney Facebook: http://Facebook.com/Disney Tumblr: http://disney.tumblr.com/ A Little Disney History: From humble beginnings as a cartoon studio in the 1920s to its preeminent name in the entertainment industry today, Disney proudly continues its legacy of creating world-class stories and experiences for every member of the family.

2 TRUTHS AND A LIE W/ JON COZART

2 TRUTHS AND A LIE W/ JON COZART

SUBSCRIBE TO SMOSH 2ND ►► http://youtube.com/ianH SMOSH WINTER GAMES ►► https://youtu.be/ydDvnf7_enM Jon Cozart joins us to play 2 Truths and a Lie! Join the Smosh Squad for SERIOUSLY SUPER STUPID SLEEPOVER, every other Saturday at Noon PST as they bring on new YouTube guests and make them play slumber party games! ------------------------------------- SMOSH: http://youtube.com/smosh Smosh Games: http://youtube.com/smoshgames Shut Up! Cartoons: http://youtube.com/shutupcartoons SMOSH en Français: http://youtube.com/thefrenchsmosh SMOSH en Español: http://youtube.com/elsmosh

You Can't Stop The Beat

You Can't Stop The Beat

"You Can't Stop The Beat" - Nikki Blonsky, Zac Efron, Amanda Bynes, Elijah Kelley, Jhon Travolta, Queen Latifah From the movie "Hairspray" from 2007 See the other songs from the movie at my channel Pleas note: I OWNS NO RIGHTS FOR THE PICTURS OR THE SOUNDTRACK OF THE VIDEO!

KATNISS vs HERMIONE: Princess Rap Battle (Molly C. Quinn & Whitney Avalon)

KATNISS vs HERMIONE: Princess Rap Battle (Molly C. Quinn & Whitney Avalon)

▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ▶ Subscribe: http://tiny.cc/WAsub ▶ iTunes: http://tiny.cc/PRB6itunes ▶ "Even Potter knows I'm hotter" shirts: http://tiny.cc/hotter When the Goblet of Fire selects the ‘girl on fire,’ Hermione (Molly C. Quinn) takes on Katniss (Whitney Avalon) in a book-babe brawl. Press/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com Thanks to Level Up, who helped make this video possible! (Code no longer active.) ** CREDITS ** Writer/Producer/Director/Katniss: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com Writer/Producer/Director/Editor: Steve Gossett http://twitter.com/thestevegossett Hermione: Molly C. Quinn http://twitter.com/mollyquinn93 Harry: Chase Fein http://chasefein.com Ron: Evin Michaels http://twitter.com/evinmichaels Peeta: John Robert Keena http://johnrobertkeena.com/ Gale: Cole Gerdes http://instagram.com/colegerdes Dumbledore: Thomas Stiver Effie: Taryn Southern http://youtube.com/TarynSouthern Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton 1st Assistant Camera: Bianca Bahena 2nd AC/Data Tech: Vanessa Ward Composer: Ryan Elder http://ryaneldermusic.com Make-up/Hair: Patty Jarvis, Rebecca Lee Castro Costume Designer: Sarah Jeanne Prod. Coordinator: Cate Cundiff, Leia Crawford Prod. Designer: Paul Bianchi Staff Writer/Asst. to Producers: Michael Sullivan Key Grip: Kevin Nieliwocki Gaffer: Gio Knox Grip: Billy Brenner, Jim Sabo, Jim Burzelic 1st AD/Puppeteer: T.C. DeWitt BTS Cam/Stills: Candace Lauren Ostler VFX Supervisor: Brad Clapper Sound Designer: Shannon Deane Playback: Alex Frew Wigs: Laura Richards Asst. to Producers: Clare Loughran PA: Elizabeth Osterwisch, Dan Braswell, Reera Yoo PA/Craft Service: Diane Musselman Cultural Consultants: Gary Scullion, Nick Acott Archery Advisor: Kaitlin Kelly Special Thanks: Chris Schmidt, Evelyn Torres, Jamie Chandler, Mareena D’Angelo ** #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE LYRICS ** K: I’m Katniss and I can’t miss, I’m the fastest, you can’t catch this Make a last wish – gonna need three cannons for this hat trick So sick of your schtick, all I do is win, ya nitpick That’s why I’m the hero and you’re just a sidekick Pathetic and predictable – I’m hot on your trail Coulda had a Viktor, but you chose ginger fail? I bet with wands drawn, he’s still just a yawn With performances worse than Michael Gambon Got a Nimbus up your butt? Well, let’s probe deeper Never played quidditch but you know I’m a keeper You must be drunk on butterbeer, now grab a cloak and disappear Who wants to kick this witch’s ass? Hmm… I volunteer! H: Oh, there’ll be no trouble ‘cause on stage you struggle I’ll be charming and disarming while I waste this rubbish Muggle I’ll end this blasted skrewt, propaganda prostitute Who thinks she’s so cute with her Girl Scout salute Just a tribute, can’t decide which guy’s sweeter Share your bread with Gale, then stuff your mouth with Peeta How does it help the poor to start a civil war? Your story’s a bore, why don’t you plagiarize more? It’s been done before, ask Dumbledore It’s Battle Royale set in 1984 And furthermore if you’re keeping score that’s five more points for GRYFFINDOR! K: I’ll drill this dentists’ daughter here in her alma mater ‘bout to slaughter this otter, even Potter knows I’m hotter I stomp career jocks, kick your British buttocks For this Riddle, second fiddle, you’re the Watson to his Sherlock Turn back the clocks, tick tock, tick tock Odds ever in my favor ‘cause you rap like an Avox Shock the mic like a wire, you’ll fry and die on a pyre ‘cause you’re gonna get burned by the girl on fire! H: On fire? Oh! Just like your dad Or the hospital you visited to film a quick ad I’ve got the cortex to ace my subjects I got that bad blood while you run with rejects These coal miner rednecks need reality checks You’re just another pawn in the military complex A fashion figurehead for the underfed Brilliant, you survived! But Rue’s still dead. K: The difference between you and me is book knowledge and street smarts Step to the Mockingjay you’ll end up with scar marks It’s like you’re hijacked, you’re mental, delirious We find it funny, but you’re dead Sirius I’m the pro with a bow and the flow to overthrow Mr. Snow and his whole freaking reality show Little miss perfect, though what’s truly twisted On your parents’ happiest day they forgot you existed H: I bust bars like Haymitch, the smartest witch, I own this bitch Hey, how are you still hungry in that beefcake sandwich? Fraud wedding, fake baby, and your flames don’t exist So-called star-crossed lovers need a camera to kiss I sling unforgettable verses like unforgivable curses What’s worse is your universe isn’t immersive Your glory’s only temporary, your country is a mortuary Next on your itinerary: kill yourself, eat the berries ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **

4 The 2000's by Todrick Hall

4 The 2000's by Todrick Hall

Get a personalized video from me! http://cameo.com/todrick Hey Millennials! This one’s for you! Some of the best hits from the early 2000’s! Tell me what you think! FOLLOW Todrick: http://instagram.com/todrick http://facebook.com/toddyrockstar http://twitter.com/todRICK http://todrickhall.com Produced and Engineered by @wiidope and @bigjeeve https://www.instagram.com/wiidope/ https://www.instagram.com/bigjeeve/ Get exclusive Todrick Hall merchandise at http://www.mothcandy.com!

Soundtrack to Growing Up w/ Anna Kendrick & Billy Eichner

Soundtrack to Growing Up w/ Anna Kendrick & Billy Eichner

From to birth to giving birth, James, Anna Kendrick and Billy Eichner chronicle the journey of a woman's life set to 14 songs, using 10 sets in just one continuous take. "Subscribe To ""The Late Late Show"" Channel HERE: http://bit.ly/CordenYouTube Watch Full Episodes of ""The Late Late Show"" HERE: http://bit.ly/1ENyPw4 Like ""The Late Late Show"" on Facebook HERE: http://on.fb.me/19PIHLC Follow ""The Late Late Show"" on Twitter HERE: http://bit.ly/1Iv0q6k Follow ""The Late Late Show"" on Google+ HERE: http://bit.ly/1N8a4OU Watch The Late Late Show with James Corden weeknights at 12:35 AM ET/11:35 PM CT. Only on CBS. Get the CBS app for iPhone & iPad! Click HERE: http://bit.ly/12rLxge Get new episodes of shows you love across devices the next day, stream live TV, and watch full seasons of CBS fan favorites anytime, anywhere with CBS All Access. Try it free! http://bit.ly/1OQA29B --- Each week night, THE LATE LATE SHOW with JAMES CORDEN throws the ultimate late night after party with a mix of celebrity guests, edgy musical acts, games and sketches. Corden differentiates his show by offering viewers a peek behind-the-scenes into the green room, bringing all of his guests out at once and lending his musical and acting talents to various sketches. Additionally, bandleader Reggie Watts and the house band provide original, improvised music throughout the show. Since Corden took the reigns as host in March 2015, he has quickly become known for generating buzzworthy viral videos, such as Carpool Karaoke."

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